The Pastafarianism is here to teach the infallible beliefs of our Lord, the almighty Flying Spaghetty Monster, praise be his noodly appendages in all eternity.
Objective
Our Lord and Master wills it, so go and see to it! Thwart the lies and dig deep to uncover what is true and right.
History
And so our noodly master came forth after drinking heavily and forged the universe and all beings with his noodly appendages. And being really drunk he forged us minor living things to praise and worship all that is noodly. This is how all things noodly c
