There are monkeys everywhere. Observe them. They are, beyond all doubt, observing you.
Objective
Objective? To have fun. Damit, that's what games are for. If you play and are no longer having fun, then get the hell out. Read the definition of "play", and try again!
History
Once, there were leets. Apparently they evolved from "humans", although somehow I doubt that. After leets came the other wossnames, like, I dunno, badgers and stuff. Maybe some kind of frog or something on the way? Whatever.